Quotes!! citat från någon serie, eller film, or anywere!:)

[Akryon]

En serie som jag verkligen tycker om är the simpsons!
Så här kommer dagens:

[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Det behöver inte vara citat, det kan också vara skämt. Som ex tar jag:

"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."

Så, lägg in så mycket ni vill:)

Som ex:

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, "That's it! No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet. His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No butter for you for one month!"

Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching her. To which Johnny said, "Are you going to tell her, daddy, or should I?"

[Damien]

Kör vidare på Simpsons då.

Homer sjungandes: I'm so smart, i'm so smart, i'm so S-M-R-T.

[Akryon]

inte illa:)
Då tar jag en till:

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

[hovnarr]

Woody Allen i senaste filmen jag såg med honom:

(I en diskussion med olika människor om vilken religion dom bekände sig till)
"I was born into the hebrew persuasion, but as I grew older I converted to narcissism."

Och eftersom vi kör på långa textstycken... min favoritmonolog från Kill Bill 2:

As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

[Akryon]

kill bill filmerna är så konstiga tycker jag, fattar nada:(

kom av vägen där...

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.

Homer you'r the man!
ett  liv utan simpsons, aaaa jag vill hellre dö...

[Angelina]

Ao, my eyes, the goggles do nothing.

Gissa.

[JDM]

"Scientists have an independent obligation to respect and present the truth as they see it." (From the movie "An inconvenient truth!".)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." (From the movie "An inconvenient truth!", author Upton Sinclair.)

"What gets us into trouble is not what we don´t know. It´s what we know for sure that just ain´t so." (From the movie "An inconvenient truth!", author Mark Twain)

, Jonatan

[Akryon]

Ao, my eyes, the goggles do nothing.

Gissa.

Det är från simpsons...när radioactive man blev  blind utav grön gegga, possibly radioactive stuff:)

Rätt?

[Angelina]

Korrekt.

[Akryon]

Homer: Oh, they have the Internet on computers now

Homer you make my day.

[Akryon]

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush
lite George måste vi ha.

[Akryon]

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
-- Billy Connoly

[Akryon]

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!
-- Ronnie Shakes

[Akryon]

The man that runs away lives to die another day.
-- A. E. Housman (A Shropshire Lad, 1896)
&
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson

[miss x]

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson