Inläggav Johan Ågren » 24 maj 2010 01:02
OK, håll i er nu :). Jag hade kvar siten sparad på datorn. Inser nu att jag faktiskt gjorde det mest på skämt. Min ursäkt får bli att jag vara ganska ung (och hade lite lömska PR tankar med detta då jag var rätt så inne på internet marknadsföring då) .
Kopierade webbsidorna, så det är lite rörigt, but here we go:
Get your free bananas today!
Yes it's true; now you can request your free bananas online.
Many people think it's joke that we are actually giving away free bananas. For those that question our mission please read the following.
Why do we give away bananas for free? Researches shows that just every 4th person eat one banana or more per day. The banana is a highly nourishing fruit, contains no fat; and because of its digestive properties, you can eat a banana at any time of the day. The banana holds 23% of hydro-carbonate for 0.2% of fat. The cholesterol level is 0,00%. The banana is full of proteins, and the sugar provided gives a lot of energy to those practicing sports requiring endurance. Also bananas contain magnesium, selenium, iron, a lot of vitamins. YET not that many people consume this incredible nutrition source. Our goal is to turn this trend around
The truth behind the banana conspiracy. The shocking shocking truth about how the government have worked against a positive banana culture have reacently been debated in many media. In case you have missed it here is the story: Bananas contain chemicals that stimulate the production of serotonin and dopamine, the same neurotransmitters set off by Prozac and Ecstasy. Read more
People have always said that "the banana is too good to be true" and I think that we all can agree with that. Read more about the amazing banana.
The truth behind the banana conspiracy
Should bananas be classified as drugs?
Bananas contain a significant amount of serotonin, the same neurotransmitter set off by Prozac and Ecstasy. 3 to 4 bananas actually contain about 12 mg of serotonin. Those of you that have been eating 4-5 bananas at the same time know what this means. This is somting that the US government have been aware about for a long time and why so little information about this is available: The US government have actively been working agains the spreading of this information! The situation is actually absurd because making consuming of bananas illegal is not a realistic alternative. On the other hand how would it be possible to to say that bananas is OK while Exctacy is not!
Banana abuse - is it a problem today?
I have never met a person that admit they have a problem with their banana consumtion. It's not a drug they say, I just like to eat a lot of bananas. Research has shown that depression, insomnia, anxiety, suicide, migraines, PMS, obsessive/compulsive behavior, stress, obesity, and addiction are all related to low levels of serotonin in the brain. As far as the research goes there have not been any known bi-effects to large volume of bananas. So are we ready to accept this as a natural way to increase our seretonin levels? OR should we classify bananas as a illegal drug?
About Neuro-Transmitters
While the nerve cells conduct electrical impulses, communication is, however, more of a chemical phenomenon. Nerves are classified according to their ability to either secrete or respond to various chemical compounds called neurotransmitters. These molecules are secreted into the gap (called the synapse) between two different nerve cells. A nerve impulse is fired when enough receptor molecules on the post-synaptic nerve bind specifically to one or another class of neurotransmitter coming across the gap.
Stress causes increases in the hormone Cortisol and decreases the serotonin levels. Long-term exposure to cortisol actually damages certain serotonin producing nerves in the brains of animals. Low serotonin levels can also be caused by a deficiency of the essential amino acid L Tryptophane. Stress reduction is obviously an important consideration in addressing depression.
The pharmaceutical control of brain serotonin levels is the mechanism of action of two commonly prescribed classes of drugs used in the treatment of depression. Prozac is an example of a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI), which prevents the "presynaptic" nerve from reabsorbing serotonin that it has previously secreted. By inhibiting this normal process, Prozac causes an increase in brain serotonin levels. Another class of antidepressant drugs, the monoamine oxidase (MAO) inhibitors cause an increase in serotonin levels by preventing its degradation.
An analysis of biochemical studies indicates that the consumption of 100 mg of 5-HTP (5-Hydroxytryptophan: is an amino acid that is the intermediate step between tryptophan and the important brain chemical serotonin) is equivalent to the consumption of 10 to 12 bananas. This observation is based on the ability of either bananas, pharmaceutical serotonin or 5-HTP to produce equivalent increases in the common urinary metabolite, 5-hydroxy indoleacetic acid (5-HIAA).
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