Dancing with the King of Stones

[SigurdV]

Vad är detta för tal om att dansa med stenarnas konung?
Förstår inte riktigt rymden i det, ej heller hur man pratar om stenar som om dem inte fattade något överhuvudtaget.

Hej och välkommen till min lya.
Skylten är lite flertydig, dels får jag ont i höfterna när jag dansar så jag dansar inte ofta.
Det är alltså inte helt lätt att få upp mig på dansgolvet. Ungefär lika lätt att få upp en sten dit. Mitt samspråk med Lynx började i tråden om moral.

Där berättar jag om min far som var rysk krigsflykting. Och jag fick mig själv i fokus.
I mina tidigaste minnen syns en sten, större än mig själv, på en stenhäll på andra sidan gårdsplanen från dörren sett. Där sitter jag gärna och försöker göra en yxa.När Lynx bjöd upp mig tänkte jag att "Sorry,theres no Dancing with the King of Stones".(Titta gärna på bilden ovan där ser du min utsikt snett från stenen.)

Det verkar som om jag berättar sagor, gärna i diktens form, kanske vill jag diktsamling? Eftersom jag spelar gitarr tror jag en anledning är att ge sagorna versform så de lätt kan tonsättas. 2001 tonsatte jag två ryska folksagor och troligen blir de nu fler.
Men...eh... det finns mer än en "sträng". Vad sägs om sagoteater istället för diktsamling?
En scen åt mig finns i Västerås

[SigurdV]

1 What is your answer to my next question?
2 You answer: X.
3 I then ask you: What is not X?
4 And you have no correct answer!
5 At 3 I demonstrate my free will.
6 At 4 I prove you cant see into the future.
7 QED

[Anne]

Måste dina sagor vara så läskiga? Känner mig som ett rådjur på motorvägen. Söker en icke stipulativ definiton av fjösmaja. Nej! Jag tänker inte bli en sten.

[SigurdV]

Måste dina sagor vara så läskiga? Känner mig som ett rådjur på motorvägen.
Söker en icke stipulativ definiton av fjösmaja. Nej! Jag tänker inte bli en sten.

Förlåt älskling! Men nu har jag skrattat i flera minuter!

[Anne]

Då får du mig att le också

[SigurdV]

Då får du mig att le också

Å så vacker du är, sa spelmannen
när hon vågade sig fram till elden!
Vaknar du tidigt på morgonen
eller har du varit uppe hela natten?

[SigurdV]

Då får du mig att le också

Å så vacker du är, sa spelmannen
när hon vågade sig fram till elden!
Vaknar du tidigt på morgonen
eller har du varit uppe hela natten?

Hur är det, berättade jag slutet
på ledmotivet till Sagoskogen?
Lät jag styvdöttrarna frysa ihjäl?
Sa jag att den elaka styvmodern
satte större värde på styvdottern
när styvsystrarna "försvunnit"?

PS Måste nog säga:Natti natt nu

[Anne]

Ser fram emot morgondagens saga. Natti!

[Anne]

Vad är det här för sömntuta?! Det här är en annan sida av mig. Vet inte riktigt vilken sida du vill titta närmare på eller om du vill läsa hela boken. Tala om för mig vad herrn har för preferenser så ska jag göra mitt bästa för att roa herrn (Borde du inte ha postat det här i lekstugan?)

[Anne]

Men alltså, jag mår bra av stenar. Speciellt bergskristall. Sånt känner vi sensitiva människor. Men det tror du förstås är något New Age-flum.

[SigurdV]

Det här va de första jag skrev efter att jag klivit in på nätet,
alldeles för jobbigt så nåt mer i SF stilen blir det inte (tror jag):

Origin and expansion of the Arcturian Empire.

Around the year 2000 the Arcturians were the masters of the galaxy! Born and raised in the primeordeal cloud that later became what in Sweden was known as
the star Arcturus they used the method of travelling in space first proposed by the mostly ignored but obviously brilliant Swedish Philosopher Svante Arrhenious:
They travel as seeds able to survive the hardships of interstellar space!
Some thousand years ago they reached Planet Earth and they plan to turn it into a planet like venus, a place where ordinary terrestial species can not
survive. Their preferred hosts are extremophiles resempling their former hosts in the arcturian gas cloud. They enter the nervous system of their host, transforms
their bodies into what can not be distinguished from normal parts of the host. They function and get fed in the same way ordinary parts are, but their presence is
equivalent to the destruction of the free will of their host. They take control of what we, for lack of better description, calls "the Subconscious"!
They lack the ability to directly take over the consciousness of their host. If the host is equipped with one.Their way of control is by using the resources residing in the subconscious.The result is that humans are not aware that their actions are modified by arcturians. And that most actions will not be a danger to the arcturian plan!

Meet Sihgrd Vojnov!

First son of a russian prisoner of war, He is one of evolutions successes as we, not the Arcturians, see it. Arcturians dominate the consciousness by dividing it until
each part is small enough to be unable to revolt against modified instructions from the unconscious...but tried on Sihgrd the Arcturians found that the first division instead of giving two equivalent parts resulted in one infinitesimal part together with a part that to all practical considerations is identical to the earlier undivided part... wich means that Sihgrd is approximately only controlled by his original subconscious. He is of course host to abnormally many arcturians in vain trying to get him under control. He has now survived his first? bypass operation, and woken up after operation is walking around un-noticed in empty chorridors, playing his guitar gently in order not to disturb sleepin patients recalling his life thinking of what was not done and what should be done next

The Liar Paradox.

One decision made was to solve the Liar Paradox, something he decided to do while student at the university, He always felt very close to the Final Solution
but never really arriving there.. it always was hiding just around the corner. Not suspected by anyone, this is a first necessary step in fighting Arcturians! When the paradox is solved, the solution completely understood, the conscious mind has had to form a complete thought in order to do so... A complete thought is like a sentence that describes itself in minute detail or in other words: a sentence with maximal precision...this will make the sentence infinite and its utility will reach minimum...
All you see are the individual trees and you fail to see the forest. But thoughts are not sentences and mind can produce a thought with maximum precision and maximum utility at the same time: A Complete Thought!
Complete thoughts have an unsuspected property: their formation needs reaching deep down into the subconscious and if consciousness directs a complete thought at an Arcturian it will die!

Complete Thoughts?

A mind able to form complete thoughts will not be unnoticed by the arcturians... they amass within Sihgrd!
There are not very many of them left in other hosts on earth. Did I mention that Arcturians besides being small have an extremely low rate of replication?
They now decide that nothing is more important than distracting Sihgrd from finding the other necessary step that remains...
To realize that There Are Arcturians! He publishes his Final Solution on the internet but He is consistently ignored or forgotten..
Arcturians try to steer readers away from dangerous thoughts, succeding in making readers think that Sihgrd is a lunatic, thinking incoherent thoughts.

The Breakthrough!

Sihgrd realizes that possibly evil unknown processes can exist in our subconscious! He publishes a seemingly innocent question on internet in:
(cant remenber where)
and watches the results... He gets answers, from somebodies unable to see things as they really are! So He decides to publish all His Conjectures.
He takes His guitar leaves His apartement takes a walk down the beach starts some serious thinking and...

And here we leave Sihgrd alone... He is walking towards His destiny. Somewhat worried, thinking deeply and completely! When He Finally Understands His Last Thought...
This will be the death of His Arcturians...but since He,Himself, no longer consists of Original Parts it will also be His Death...

Goodby, Savior of Universes...
We will never forget your writings.

Det ska visst finnas lite virrig fortsättning nånstans men jag orkar inte leta.

[Anne]

Men herre gud - vad är det du sitter och säger människa ?! Så kan det väl inte vara... väl? Vad gör vi nu då?

[SigurdV]

Men herre gud - vad är det du sitter och säger människa ?! Så kan det väl inte vara... väl? Vad gör vi nu då?

Jag tog det ganska lugnt
efter en stund
så kom jag fram...

Intrigued you leave your computer. Youve just finished reading part 1 of the Arcturian saga when an authoritative voice attacks you from all directions at once:

You surely havent already forgotten the incredible story you just read, have you? We are still trying to trace the few survivors that might remain on Earth and ignorance, or difficulties in understanding of sihgrds writings might be a sign of possessing arcturians... Wait let me check... Hmmm... you seem to be clear enough but im not certain, should your subconscious give you trouble dont hesitate consulting psychiatric help! Think deep thoughts!
Have a nice stay in Sweden:)

There IS definitely something strange going on but youre still shaky and unable to focus your thinking and decides to take a walk down the beach towards Gamla Stan ...

Oh! Isnt that an inviting cafe, "Ormens Pigor" ="Maidens of the snake" ..How could u miss it last time you were here? Sitting besides these two chess players might be a good idea while trying to clear the mind from whatever is wrong ..!
1 King pawn to king four... Bull to King Bishop 3...?!
WOW! Isnt this a weird opening... what! Did not the following conversation take place:

(Old man) It must have been a real shock to you son, finding my guitar and my clothes...and no sign of me?
(Young fellow) Yep! But i also found a packet of marlboro, have you stopped stopped smoking?
(Old man) : Nah...must have been dropped by someone else...there I was and then I wasnt and S:t Gabriel said: You are in BIIIIIG trouble sihgrd!
(You) Excuse me gentlemen I must go find a psychiatrist!

[Anne]

Önskar att jag kunde tala i telefon med dig

[SigurdV]

Önskar att jag kunde tala i telefon med dig

Aha! Du är psikiatriker va!?
(cig å chatt?)