Quotes!! citat från någon serie, eller film, or anywere!:)

[miss x]

Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening

He,he..

[Akryon]

Family Guy:

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.

Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

[Akryon]

Peter:

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

[JDM]

"Vad vet ni om stor kärlek? Har ni någonsin älskat en kvinna tills mjölk strömmar ur henne - som om hon just givit liv åt kärleken självt och nu måste ge den föda? Har ni smakat en kvinna tills hon endast kan nå tillfredsställelse - genom att förtära den tunga som slukar henne? Har ni någonsin älskat en kvinna så helt och fullt... ... att ljudet av er röst kan få hennes kropp att skälva och explodera i sådan njutning... ...att endast tårar kan ge henne befrielse?" (Från filmen Don Juan)

[miss x]

"Vad vet ni om stor kärlek? Har ni någonsin älskat en kvinna tills mjölk strömmar ur henne - som om hon just givit liv åt kärleken självt och nu måste ge den föda? Har ni smakat en kvinna tills hon endast kan nå tillfredsställelse - genom att förtära den tunga som slukar henne? Har ni någonsin älskat en kvinna så helt och fullt... ... att ljudet av er röst kan få hennes kropp att skälva och explodera i sådan njutning... ...att endast tårar kan ge henne befrielse?" (Från filmen Don Juan)

Vackert

[Akryon]

"Vad vet ni om stor kärlek? Har ni någonsin älskat en kvinna tills mjölk strömmar ur henne - som om hon just givit liv åt kärleken självt och nu måste ge den föda? Har ni smakat en kvinna tills hon endast kan nå tillfredsställelse - genom att förtära den tunga som slukar henne? Har ni någonsin älskat en kvinna så helt och fullt... ... att ljudet av er röst kan få hennes kropp att skälva och explodera i sådan njutning... ...att endast tårar kan ge henne befrielse?" (Från filmen Don Juan)

jag, känner för den...

[yy]

"The land is arable and primarily found on the ground"

[Damien]

Sliter tag i ämnet musik och infogar det i den här tråden.

"Remember in this game we call life, that no one said it´s fair"

&

"Just because you´re winning don´t mean you´re the lucky one"

Breakdown/Guns N´Roses

[JDM]

"...kan inte ha funnits två hjärtan så öppna för varandra...med sådan överensstämmelse i smak...sådan enhet i känslan." (Från filmen The lakehouse, författare Jane Austen (titel: Persuation).)

[PseydonymHär]

Artie Ziff:    Doesn't your father ever read to you?
Lisa: He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. He's still looking for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.

Jävla willy wonka

[Akryon]

Artie Ziff:    Doesn't your father ever read to you?
Lisa: He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. He's still looking for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.

Jävla willy wonka

hehe

[Angelina]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQcUS4chhc4

[Algotezza]

Favoritcitat från Fantomen:

"Fantomen är hård mot de hårda." (Gammalt djungelordspråk - lite som GT:s Gud)

"Ibland går fantomen på stadens gator klädd som en vanlig man." (Det gör även Reinfeldt ibland)

"När Fantomen rör sig står blixten stilla." (När Borgaralliansen berömmer sig själv står tanken stilla).

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[Hannes]

Trust your doubt. Always fight for your beliefs. That is the path beyond thought.
-- Steven Seagal

Killen är djup!  8)

Och lite mer komiskt från densamme:

I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.

..... yeah right!

[Algotezza]

Trust your doubt. Always fight for your beliefs. That is the path beyond thought.
-- Steven Seagal

Killen är djup!  8)

Och lite mer komiskt från densamme:

I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.

..... yeah right!

Alltid filmad från snyggaste vinkeln i sina senaste filmer...

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